Would You Rather....

Would you rather have nails for leg hair or have flares shoot out of your nose every time you said "the"? Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or always be wrong? Would you rather have a footlong eyelash that you could never pluck or an earlobe the size of a basketball? And last but not least, would you rather plan your own class schedule using Access or be wrongfully convicted of a crime you didn't commit?

I was on a roll until I hit that last one. I don't know about you but it seems like every time I go to plan my schedule for the upcoming semester, it seems like the departments get together and decide it would be a really great idea to hold class at all the exact same times. Awesome, guys. I really appreciate that. Heaven forbid I try to throw a minor into my education...oh wait, I AM trying to do that. I was a huge fan of AARO, where I sat down and had my schedule handed to me 5 minutes later. I just spent 2 hours trying to work out a decent schedule and still have no earthly idea what I'm going to take. If you need me, I'll be in scheduling pergatory until November 7th when I draw my classes out of a hat, thank you very much.

P.S. Five flares would have shot out of my nose for that post.