Record-breaking Creativity

I just decided that people who hold Guinness World Records are some of the most creative people on the planet. For one, I don't know how some of these people discover they have such talents. I was browsing the website and found records like "fastest time to pluck a turkey," "fastest run 100 meters on ice barefoot," and "most books typed backwards." For starters, what is that guy doing plucking turkeys in the first place? Doesn't he know that ButterBall ups their production of turkeys every year around say...oh, maybe...Thanksgiving?? They even pluck them for you, what a deal. Secondly, who reads books backwards? Noone. So....why not just type them from the beginning, make it easier on yourself. I bet it would improve this person's speed even more.

My favorite, though, is "Furthest Eyeball Popper." I feel bad for this woman, she must have gotten too many unwanted surprises in her day or something. One more stain on the carpet from her kids and those suckers might pop right out, watch it!